This week’s episode of Yapping Schnauzers brings you what happens when your values and the people around you are comically out of sync. From controlling parents locking up their adult daughter’s phone like it’s contraband, to a 19-year-old Ivy Leaguer living out his plus-size fantasy, we’re serving you stories that are equal parts WTF, relatable, and emotionally confusing.
💔 “Dedicated to My Real Mom” – A stepmom has her heart shattered at the school art show. (Warning: ceramic heartbreak ahead.)
📱 “They Bought Phone Jail… for Me” – A college student returns home only to find her independence behind bars—literally. Summer vacation, but make it a Black Mirror episode.
🐷 “Make Me Fatter” – A dad accidentally overhears his son’s very niche affirmation ritual, and now he can never un-hear it. Therapy, anyone?
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