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Episode 2: The DOG Episode Episode 2

Episode 2: The DOG Episode

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Erika:

Hello. This is Erika.

Edgar:

Edgar.

Erika:

I'm Dave. And I'm Jean. And we are the Yaping Snoungers. We entertain you with the out worthy stories we find around the web. So today, we have 2 special guests with us.

Erika:

We have Dave and we have Jean, and they are Dave is our basically family, and she is like my other sister from another mister. And then we have we have Jean, which is my is our niece. And they're joining us today to talk about, stories about dogs. You have noticed that our name is Yapping Snousers with, obviously, in our intro, it does let it lets you know that we have 3 snousers. And so today, we decided to make it all about dogs and give you a little bit more information as to why we have 3 snouchers that we love so much.

Erika:

The oldest one is Bella, which is 5 years old or 6?

Edgar:

5.

Erika:

She's 5. And then we have Selena, which she is 2. And then Lila, she's not even one yet and currently on heat. So that's been

Darielys:

a Yo.

Erika:

That's been

Darielys:

quite a ride,

Erika:

because she's a little wild one, but we love her to death. So we have the first story here where the title is am I the asshole for refusing to let my neighbor take back the dog they abandoned? This is a throwaway account, so and it starts off, I, 28 female, live in a pretty quiet neighborhood and have always loved animals. About 6 months ago, my next door neighbors, Mark, Julie, moved out their house and completely abandoned their dog named Buddy, a 4 year old golden retriever. They didn't say a word about it.

Erika:

They just tied him up in the backyard with a bag of food and water. When I realized what had happened, I was furious. Who leaves a dog behind like that? I immediately took I immediately took Buddy in and made sure he was safe and fed. Over the next few days, I tried contacting Mark and Julie to find out what was going on.

Erika:

They ignored all my calls and texts, so I figured they didn't care and had intentionally left Buddy behind. I ended up deciding to keep him. Buddy is the sweetest dog I've ever met, and he quickly became a huge part of my life. I took him to the vet, got him vaccinated, and made sure he was healthy. It's been 6 months, and he's like family to me now.

Erika:

He's happy. He's healthy, and honestly living his best life. Then last week, Mark randomly showed up on my door saying they wanted Buddy back. Apparently, they had some personal issues and had to leave town quickly. But now that things had settled, they were ready to bring him home.

Erika:

I was shocked. I told Mark there was no way I was giving him Buddy back after they had abandoned him for 6 months without any contact. Mark got really defensive saying that Buddy was their dog and I had stolen him out. And he accused me of taking advantage of their situation and guilt tripped me by saying that he and Julie had just been going through a tough time and needed to a fresh start. He claimed that Buddy was better off with them since there is he's hurt their dog.

Erika:

And they had raised him for years. I told them straight up that Buddy was staying with me. If he cared so much about him, they wouldn't have left him behind like he was nothing. I reminded him that I had spent time, money to take care of Buddy when they couldn't be bothered to even let me know what was going on. I told them that but he has a new home now and that I wasn't about to uproot him just because they suddenly decided they wanna play the responsible pet owners again.

Erika:

Now, Mark and Julie are furious. They've been going around the neighborhood telling people I stole their dog, and I'm a terrible person for not giving him back. FYI, they're living at a hotel and will leave sometime this week. I feel like I'm doing the right thing by keeping buddy. Am I the asshole?

Darielys:

Definitely not. No. Because why would they leave their dog tied up outside? Was there was he outside? Yeah.

Erika:

On the tree? Yeah. Why would you do that?

Edgar:

And it was like 6 months that they were away for.

Darielys:

Imagine leaving. I'm not talking

Edgar:

about that.

Darielys:

Imagine, like, their neighbor didn't see the dog and then the dog was outside for those 6 months. Like, he wouldn't make it.

Erika:

Just a bag of food and water.

Darielys:

Tied up. It's not like he can do, like, roam around and get food and find it. No. He's literally stuck there for 6 months. No.

Darielys:

No. No. No. That that piss me off.

Erika:

Yeah. I think Oh my god. They honestly, when you have a dog, there's just not giving up them. Give them giving them up and then just, you know, oh, we'll come back. There's no that's not a parent.

Erika:

That's not an owner. Yeah. Like,

Darielys:

look, the little of your kid. Yes. If you can't take care of them, don't have them.

Erika:

Yes. And even if they were having a rough patch, I mean, they're part of the family. Why leave them behind? That's not right.

Darielys:

That's so sad. I know.

Erika:

I can't. That's so sad. Yeah. So the top comment says, not the asshole. Tell anyone who comes to you with this nonsense that the dog would have died chained up in the backyard if you haven't rescued it and that you are now planning to report them to the animal welfare as they've acknowledged that they left the dog there unattended.

Erika:

Having given no notice to anyone intentionally. You don't have to actually report them, but everyone else needs to know that they literally left the dog to die and that there are consequences for that.

Edgar:

Mhmm.

Erika:

I agree. And, I mean, I'm pretty sure the neighborhood, he did comment OP. And, basically, he said the whole neighborhood saw, and there was witnesses of how they just left the dog there. And she was the only one that actually decided to grab the dog and bring him in and take care of him. Like I couldn't get him vaccinated.

Erika:

Yeah. She spent money and she loves him. So I I think she did the right thing and just keep him because I think it's she's the dog is way better off with her than the actual owners.

Darielys:

Oh, I feel more

Erika:

And they say that they've been killing her for years. He's only 4 years old, please. 4 years is not even that long. Like, no. Clearly, you're not responsible enough.

Erika:

What do you think, babe?

Edgar:

Yeah. Not good.

Erika:

How about Eugene?

Gene:

Yeah. No. I agree with what Dave said. There's no way you're just gonna leave a dog chained up for 6 months in the backyard and expect him to live or for no way to go and get him.

Darielys:

Mm-mm.

Gene:

That's insane. You have to be crazy to leave a dog like that.

Darielys:

Imagine if you're, like, barking. Like, that's so obvious. Like, even if it's, like, been there for days and nobody noticed, they're gonna bark. Right? They're gonna be shocked.

Edgar:

They're gonna

Darielys:

start to, like, get people

Gene:

in their attention. Like, trying to do something to get attention to get food or something.

Darielys:

I know. That's so sad. Yeah. And it reminded me of PR because, like

Edgar:

What happened?

Darielys:

My my grandpa had, like, he took a dog in because nobody really wanted him because he was, like, very very aggressive. Mhmm. So, like, the only the only one that could actually handle him was my grandpa. And, like, it was just just him. Like, nobody else would, like, go can I go feed him, go near him, like, nobody?

Darielys:

But then he passed away and nobody could take care of the dog because he got, like, even more aggressive because he didn't have him anymore.

Erika:

I was like, oh my gosh.

Darielys:

And we had to, like, my uncle went and he had to, like, tie him up because I'm not, like, he would just, like, destroy everything because he was, like, that aggressive.

Erika:

Oh, wow.

Darielys:

And I'm like, oh my god. So, like, the only person that could, like, go near him and feed him and do anything literally to him was my grandpa. And I was like, oh my god.

Edgar:

Was the dog, like, big or small?

Darielys:

No. It was big. It was huge. Like, it it was big. It was really big.

Darielys:

And it lived for a very long time Even but, like, after my grandpa died,

Erika:

it was just like it's like he felt it. Like, he wasn't there anymore. So it was like slowly slowly. It was like

Darielys:

I know. I think

Erika:

I've always pictures of him, but I'm not sure.

Darielys:

But I know it lived for a long time.

Edgar:

You should bring pictures of him.

Darielys:

My my grandma would be, like, pushing the food

Erika:

because I guess

Darielys:

she would say. Like a

Edgar:

broom. Mhmm.

Darielys:

Because he's, like, that aggressive. Like, he'll put in a bowl and just, like,

Erika:

oh my god. Yeah.

Edgar:

It's like feeding a dinosaur.

Darielys:

Yeah. It

Edgar:

might be like the Jurassic Park movie. Do you

Erika:

think he had rabies or anything?

Darielys:

I don't know.

Edgar:

I think he would have died earlier.

Erika:

If he had rabies?

Edgar:

Because that's like a brain eating Right. Kinda disease or bacteria.

Erika:

I wonder why he was so aggressive. Maybe just I

Edgar:

think he just experienced probably.

Erika:

Yeah. It's so sad. You know, dogs become numb for a reason. I was like, what? Dogs are so loyal and so amazing companions.

Erika:

So, yeah, he must have had a rough life. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I think all of us are dog people. I think I mean, Jean has a dog.

Erika:

Her name is Maya, and this is now Sharon. Looks like a little cow. I gotta love my dog.

Gene:

Oh my god. I love my dog.

Edgar:

I love when your dog tackles me.

Darielys:

She is so crazy.

Edgar:

5 or £10 of her.

Darielys:

For real?

Erika:

She literally has the most beautiful eyes ever. What is it? Like ocean blue? Blue blue earrings. Yes.

Erika:

Yeah.

Edgar:

They got darker, didn't it? Or you

Darielys:

can see

Erika:

it. A little bit. I think she's so light. And then my sister has, Leo, which he's a little bit crazy, but cute. Also, black and white snoucher with blue eyes.

Erika:

And then my brother has one that's salt and pepper, which means gray and white. Her name is Eby. And I think that sums it up. Am I missing one? Oh, my parents also

Edgar:

have a have a pet teacher.

Erika:

I'm sorry.

Darielys:

Oh my

Edgar:

god. I

Erika:

love Teddy.

Darielys:

Help me do that.

Erika:

They're the only guy.

Edgar:

They're the only guy.

Erika:

Yes. Teddy, he's also salt and pepper, but he is the only male from all the female snouchers. Emily. Oh. Yeah.

Erika:

You got it? I get so bad. Yes. It's hard to keep track. How many dogs is it?

Erika:

7? I think 7 snouchers.

Edgar:

Yeah. I got 7 of them.

Erika:

Yes. It's really hard to keep track. So my bad. I love them all, but yes.

Edgar:

So our next story is titled, invited ass over telling my mom it wasn't cute or funny to dress me as a hot dog instead of a princess. So there's this new Target commercial going around where a little girl dresses as a hot dog, and it came out while my family was watching a movie. I, a 20 year old female, am huge from college for the weekend and brought my boyfriend and my mother, 57 female, decided it would be hilarious to mention that she made me a hot dog costume as a kid, except the way she told the story. It was my request. She said that all the girls wanted to be Disney princesses, but I had asked to be a hot dog.

Edgar:

So she'd gone out of her way to make me that costume. This is not what happened, and I said as much. What actually happened is that I wanted to be Snow White, and I had told everyone, including the teachers, that I was going to be Snow White. I was obsessed with that movie as a kid to the point where I would actually get invested in doing chores because I was cleaning up just like Snow White. My dad and I would watch that movie all the time, and I was very excited to see Snow White for Halloween, especially because my ballet studio was doing a special princess dance for Halloween, and we'd all sign up for special princesses slots.

Edgar:

And I'd shown up early with my dad the week before so I could get to be Snow White. This chick's like leader. Really invested in being Snow White.

Erika:

Oh, she was a little girl.

Edgar:

Okay. So my mother decided that she wanted to be quirky and that Snow White was a bad role model after I got in trouble for trying to cook dinner for my family. I was about 8, and I tried to make hot dogs like how she made food for the dwarves in the movies, and I made a mess. My mom surprised me on the day of with this crappy hot dog suit and told me I didn't wear if I didn't wear it, she'd never let me watch Snow White again. She took a 1000000 pictures.

Edgar:

The other girls teased me for months, and it was one of the most humiliating moments of my childhood. I told the real story and mentioned that I got through the day by pretending that she was the evil queen making me dress in rags, but the rags happened to be a garbage meat costume. She got really quiet after that, and after we left, my brother says she was crying and looking at the pictures from that Halloween. I didn't want to make my mom cry, but it's a shitty memory for me. And I felt like she was trying to humiliate me all over again in front of my boyfriend.

Edgar:

TLDR, I called my mom out for forcing me to be a hot dog for Halloween, emulating me as a child after she brought up the story of pretending I'd wanted to be a hot dog. Hey, mighty asshole.

Erika:

First of all, I would like to apologize for Selena. When she gets thirsty, she

Edgar:

Yeah.

Erika:

Aggressively scratches her bowl. And so that's what you heard in the background.

Edgar:

I'm still scratching the bowl.

Erika:

And she scratched it, like, a 1000000 times while you were reading, and we tried so so hard not to laugh because she waits for the worst moment. But, anyways, back to the story. Yes. I mean, I think she could have approached it a little bit. How do you say it?

Erika:

Fuck. A little bit softer or like a little bit more, like, you know, in in the mind that not to her her mom's feelings either. I know she's probably so upset of what happened to her when she was 8. But I I think she kinda just threw her mom under the bus and basically said you're a liar. So in front of her boyfriend and her family.

Darielys:

I just thought this was really funny. I was trying not to laugh, but this is just really funny.

Erika:

She made a big deal about it.

Darielys:

Like, the thing that threw me off was when when they said the rags happened to be a garbage meat costume. I don't know why. I I just, like, broke me and I just completely started laughing. I couldn't control myself.

Gene:

I just get it. You're so real for that. This is so funny. This is all over the fact that her mother made her wear a hot dog costume.

Erika:

And that the only one that she was Snow White. Yeah.

Edgar:

It's, like, very petty, but

Gene:

I think it's crazy how she still remembers it. She was, like, 8 and she's, like, what? Right? How old is she right now?

Darielys:

It doesn't She's 20. This is, like, 12 years ago.

Edgar:

That's crazy.

Erika:

Yeah. I mean, it looks like this whole was brought up because of a commercial from Target.

Gene:

And this is so funny.

Erika:

And she didn't even think thought about this. She wrote that I thought I hadn't thought about it in ages until I saw the commercial, honestly. So I mean a

Darielys:

hot dog. And if anything, she just wants

Erika:

to be on the hot dog.

Gene:

I I also think it's crazy how she said that if she didn't wear the hotdog costume, she'd never let her wash the

Darielys:

whole thing. What do you mean?

Gene:

Why are you

Edgar:

Yeah. We get it. Gas.

Gene:

Why are you, like, threatening maybe? I don't know. You're, like, manipulating your own child. Hello? Crazy.

Erika:

I'm like, I don't understand what was wrong with her wanting to be Snow White. And poor girl, she got bullied.

Edgar:

Why are we laughing at that?

Erika:

Let's not laugh at all.

Darielys:

Why are you laughing? Yeah.

Gene:

Why are you laughing?

Edgar:

Yeah. Why are

Darielys:

you laughing? Yeah.

Edgar:

You guys laughed too.

Darielys:

I was laughing. No. No.

Erika:

No. No. No. No. No.

Erika:

No.

Gene:

No. We were laughing at a spelling mistake.

Darielys:

Yeah. We were.

Erika:

Yeah. They usually don't spell check the am I the Post. Yeah. Post. No.

Erika:

We added that in there. Oh, okay. But, yes, I think she kinda went overboard, and it was not that serious. I think No. She just needs to let it go.

Erika:

But, I mean, at least she was able to let it out, and hopefully she'll not have a grudge against her mom, I guess.

Edgar:

So who was more the asshole, you think?

Darielys:

The girl.

Edgar:

The girl or the mother?

Erika:

But the

Darielys:

motherfinch is doing what she wanted.

Edgar:

I think the mother was like I think it was not like, the worst thing she could've done.

Gene:

Did she dance in the hot dog costume for the princess update? Yeah.

Edgar:

Yeah. She dances like that.

Gene:

So it's like so like imagine this 5050. You're like a bunch of little

Edgar:

Is that that malicious?

Gene:

Like kind of 5050, but, like, there's a bunch

Erika:

of That's still terrible.

Gene:

8 year olds in princess costumes, and then you're the only one on stage in a hotdog costume.

Erika:

That's traumatizing. I'm sorry.

Gene:

And you said you're gonna be Snow White.

Erika:

And the fact that she took millions of pictures, that's crazy.

Darielys:

And then the gross teaser note.

Gene:

It's Lily both of their fault. Because if the mom didn't do that, she wouldn't remember and say anything. But, like, she didn't need to bring up, like, the whole, like, oh, I imagine she was the evil queen and she put me in bags.

Edgar:

I know.

Erika:

And she hasn't met me. You need to leave the coping as real.

Gene:

All the details. So they're like 5050 in

Edgar:

the wrong room.

Darielys:

But, like, even as a mom, why would you like, even if you

Edgar:

You gotta punish your child some way.

Darielys:

You'd be like,

Edgar:

oh, no.

Darielys:

You're still wearing it no matter what. And then you're going to school. And then a higher is saying yourself. Like, why would I feel like oh, no. Even, like, if you're the mom, you should know, like, they're literally gonna laugh at your kid if she's the only one wearing a hotdog costume.

Erika:

Everybody else's princesses. Yeah.

Edgar:

I think

Darielys:

She's no. She did it on purpose.

Edgar:

I think the real asshole on purpose. I think the real asshole is the Target commercial for triggering her.

Erika:

That's why I'm trying to tell you the thing. I'm watching. She did

Edgar:

she did remember this entire thing, the OP.

Erika:

Until the Target commercial came on. Yeah. It's kinda funny.

Darielys:

That's so random. Oh, we just have a Target commercial.

Erika:

Alright. So next story is, am I the asshole for choosing my dog over my brother's wedding? I, 24 male, have a brother, 27 male, who got married last week, and I, unfortunately, had to cancel at the last minute because my dog ran into the street and got hit by a bike. He is now fine, but at the time, I had to rush him to the vet and he was in a very rough shape. The doctor told me that he would need supervision for the next week and this happened 3 days before the wedding, which was no pet wedding.

Erika:

My brother made it very clear that this was a no pet a no pet event, and I even told him the situation, but he wouldn't budge. So I told him that I had to cancel and that I would not be attending it due to the fact that I needed to take care of my dog. A few days went by, and my family is now upset because I didn't show up and that I should have just got a sitter. But I didn't trust a random person or someone I know with such big responsibility because my dog is one of the few things that helped me get through COVID. So am I the asshole for missing my brother's wedding to take care of my dog?

Gene:

I honestly don't know. Because, like, I guess I kind of understand the pets or anything because, like, that dog needs supervision and, like, some people say, oh, yeah. I'll take care of your pet, but then they steal from your house and don't care for your dog

Erika:

at all.

Edgar:

That's the worst case scenario. But,

Gene:

you you guys never know. Never know.

Darielys:

That could happen, though.

Edgar:

Just don't have friends like that.

Erika:

And then also if you take them to a doggy day care, you don't know if they're really gonna, you know they have so many dogs to take care of them. You don't know if they're really gonna take care of the dog, you know? And I feel like it seems to him like that her his dog is very important to him, but I I think that he maybe should have, like, maybe had a doggy camera and had somebody take care of the dog and he could watch him, but he should have definitely gone to his brother's wedding. I think that's a very big life event. And for him to just be like, no, I'm not going is kinda crazy to me.

Erika:

Right.

Gene:

Because like a wedding is a one time thing unless, like, you have problems and then you divorce and remarry. But, like, it's usually just

Erika:

like a it's usually just like a

Gene:

one time thing. Why? I'm being realistic. Okay. Okay.

Gene:

My bad. I'm sorry.

Darielys:

No. I feel like

Edgar:

Depending on the venue, sometimes they have like a like a kind of a room for holding, like, the bridesmaids, everything like that. Like, for my oldest sister's wedding Mhmm. We put her dogs in that room, and it was just there the entire wedding time. Oh. So, like, depending on the venue, they, he could have brought the dogs there.

Erika:

But he said no. Mhmm.

Edgar:

Because, like, it's a no pet vet wedding for, like, the the wedding part of it, but for, like, the background, they could have been there. I mean, yeah, the brothers have been a little bit more accommodating, especially, like because I imagine he knows who the dog is, and there should be a little bit of a fee over there.

Darielys:

I feel like this would make more sense if, like, the accident happened on the day of the wedding. Like, that would make more sense. Because it's Wait. It made more sense? Yeah.

Gene:

But it was, like, 3 days

Darielys:

before the

Edgar:

wedding day. Pretty sudden.

Darielys:

No. But I'm saying, like, like, if the that day was, like, that the day that the dog got hit by the bike was, like, his brother's wedding. Like, that specific day where he had to go to the vet and do all that process. Like, obviously, you can't

Erika:

Then he could've missed it.

Edgar:

The the

Darielys:

entire like, you can miss that.

Edgar:

Mhmm.

Erika:

But, like, if it was, like, 3 days 3 days? The wedding. Yeah. He's been with

Darielys:

him for 3 days. I feel like he knows what the dog I think the dog's fine. I think the dog will be okay.

Edgar:

I'll hit your dog with a viking. I think it will be okay. I don't know.

Darielys:

That's my dog.

Edgar:

And then we'll see how long it takes for you to doctor recover.

Erika:

Okay. But you can

Darielys:

go for the wedding for, like, an hour or 2 and then go back to your house.

Gene:

I can't tell.

Edgar:

I say they should have communicated more. The brother ended up.

Darielys:

Exactly. How did that

Gene:

dog get hit by the bike that he needed supervision? Because, like, the person, like, 5, like, £500, like, I'm questioning this. How heavy do you have to be to really do damage to a dog?

Darielys:

Maybe it was a tiny dog. Oh. That was

Edgar:

a tiny tiny dog. Yeah.

Erika:

But she's like, don't

Darielys:

you notice the dog?

Gene:

At some point, like, even if it's, like, halfway across the street.

Darielys:

Maybe it came out of nowhere.

Erika:

Which one? Shoom. No.

Darielys:

Like, it ran out. I don't know, girl. I'm not

Gene:

Does it chase

Erika:

the bite? Does it run away from the bite? What's the context? What's behind? Exactly.

Erika:

I'm feeling pretty studious. You guys wanna know if he was awarded being the asshole or not? Yes. So he was voted to be the asshole.

Darielys:

Yeah. Yeah.

Gene:

I kind of agree with that.

Erika:

So the top comment is, I'm so confused about these responses. Sorry to me. This is a you're the asshole. Look at look. I have a dog I will sit with I'm obsessed with, but a wedding for immediate family member is a big deal.

Erika:

Of course, it's a a no pet wedding. I've never heard of a wedding that allows pets. If my siblings miss my wedding for this, I'll be pissed. You could have gotten a dog sitter. There's plenty of ways to make sure the person is capable.

Erika:

So yeah. I have Oh,

Edgar:

also, yeah. My sister, the dogs were in the ceremony as well.

Darielys:

That's what Both Blakely

Edgar:

and Penelope.

Gene:

Oh, I love this.

Erika:

Oh, that's cute.

Edgar:

It was. Cute. But, yeah, I I think I'd be fine if, like, any of our siblings or anyone who invited didn't go because the pet was in a, you know, accident. Like, I'd be okay with that.

Erika:

Yeah. I mean, I think because we're such I mean, me and him, me and you are such and all of us.

Darielys:

When you guys get married, is your pets gonna be allowed?

Edgar:

Right. Is my dog coming?

Darielys:

Why is that's actually insane. Right?

Gene:

Like, is my dog coming? Is is Maya coming? She's gonna wash her legs.

Edgar:

Maya needs to have, like, 2 leashes.

Darielys:

Excuse me. My dog and Maya can be together then. They're crazy. They can

Gene:

I think your dog will eat

Erika:

mine? Your dog

Darielys:

is literally the biggest thing ever.

Gene:

And my dog is just

Edgar:

They are like almost like nagging your hand.

Darielys:

Okay. That was because

Erika:

she literally rinsed the bushes. Exposed.

Darielys:

Exactly. Okay. She literally ran to the bushes and dragged me with it.

Gene:

You're getting attacked? I'm

Erika:

not getting attacked. You don't have to. She literally just ran. Yeah.

Gene:

I dragged you through the bushes too.

Edgar:

It was not the bushes. It was not the bushes.

Erika:

For the for the I tried to defend herself.

Gene:

This is very daily.

Darielys:

You guys don't know the whole story? Mhmm.

Edgar:

Leave me alone.

Erika:

Jean. What?

Edgar:

What's the whole story?

Gene:

Yeah. What's the whole story? No.

Darielys:

Shut up. I don't wanna talk.

Erika:

She tried, but you guys give

Darielys:

interrupt. Exactly. I gave up. This is why I like an Don't

Edgar:

look at

Darielys:

me like that. Get mad.

Erika:

Don't look at me like that.

Darielys:

Stop with the first act. Alright.

Erika:

So yeah. I mean, it's kinda hard. I mean, like, I guess for us, it'll be okay, but I I and we would have made an exception that he wanted to bring the dog with him. I would have said, alright, you know, just, you know, try to make sure not to get in in anybody's way, you know. And, plus, I think if the dog was that hurt, it would have been barking or doing anything.

Darielys:

Exactly.

Erika:

So it would have just been laying down and sleeping.

Edgar:

Uh-huh.

Erika:

So, yeah, I think they could have been somewhat accommodations and a little bit better communication, honestly.

Edgar:

Yeah. So from my end, is he or is he not the asshole? The dog owner. I say he's not.

Erika:

This is this one's really hard because I just because I'm just such a big dog person that I'm like in the middle of, not the asshole but then he might have been the asshole for missing it because it's such an important event. He should he should have gone. I think he is the asshole on it.

Darielys:

At least for a couple hours. Yeah. Like, I'm, like, the whole thing.

Erika:

Uh-uh. Yeah. At least a couple hours and that's it. How about Eugene? You think he is ass or not?

Gene:

A little bit. Yeah. Like, it's I already explained. Like, when he's, like, usually one time

Edgar:

thing. Usually.

Erika:

Yeah. Like, I don't have much to back it up.

Edgar:

So we're gonna go to the next story. The title is am I the asshole for failing to take care of my sister's dog while she was in labor? I'm a 21 year old female, and my oldest sister 25 year old female, and I have been close, but we tend to clash because she's a perfectionist and gets hostile when things don't go her way. One night, she called to say she was going into labor and asked me to watch her puppy. I agreed, and she gave me detailed instructions, including putting the dog in a safety harness when things when taking him outside.

Edgar:

Later, I took the dog out and brought him back in, but I hadn't fully taken off his harness when he ran towards the living room when my mom was on FaceTime with my sister's boyfriend. I finished taking the harness off, but minutes later, I got an angry text from my sister accusing me of mistreating her dog because he was still in the harness for a few extra minutes. Her boyfriend had seen it all on FaceTime and told her. She then called yelling that I was lazy and unreliable and told me and my mom to leave her house immediately. She even said we wouldn't meet the baby until we earned her trust back.

Edgar:

At 2 AM, we left, and I asked her boyfriend what was going on when he arrived. He just brushed me off in saying, we're having a kid. You don't get an explanation. I spent the night comforting my mom who was really upset thinking she might not see her grandchild. The next day, my sister called to apologize and blamed her reaction on stress and hormones.

Edgar:

She invited us over to meet the baby, so we went. The visit was fine, but afterwards, she asked why I seemed quiet. I calmly told her how hurt I was after being kicked out, insulted, and threatened. I explained that the situation left a lasting negative memory for everyone. Her boyfriend missed moments at the hospital, my mom was devastated, and now her in laws probably think we can't handle helping her.

Edgar:

I just wanted her to acknowledge my feelings. Instead, she got defensive again, saying she stood by everything she said, and that I was disgusting for trying to put a dark cloud over her baby's burp. She did ask me to leave, which I did. I haven't spoken since. And while I understand she's under a lot of stress, I'm left wondering if I'm doing if I'm wrong for wanting my feelings to be acknowledged.

Edgar:

So, yeah, OP is not the asshole, and this this pregnant lady or is a psycho.

Erika:

Well, she's not pregnant anymore, but she was pregnant

Edgar:

in

Erika:

the middle of labor.

Edgar:

Mhmm.

Erika:

I honestly think the boyfriend was the asshole.

Edgar:

The one about who said, you don't get explanation and all that stuff? Yeah.

Erika:

Okay. Yeah. Because he's the one that brought the whole thing. Because he said that he's the one that saw the dog have, the leash on or the harness on and told the his, girlfriend. Mhmm.

Erika:

He didn't I mean, she's in labor. Why would you tell her that? Why would you mention anything? Right now, she's trying to push a baby out. Like, why would you give her any stupid information that she doesn't need to know?

Gene:

Right. And since, like, it's been known that she's a perfectionist and gets high hostile when things don't go her way, why would you tell her that when she's, like, under a bunch of stress and trying to push out a baby?

Erika:

Oh my god.

Gene:

It's not gonna do her any good if she gets, like, angry when things don't, like, go right in, like, her view.

Erika:

Yeah. So I think he's Yeah.

Gene:

Exactly. If they're having a baby and he's been her boyfriend for however long, he should know that.

Darielys:

I think he's more stressed than her than the one that's actually going in labor. Mhmm. Because he's like oh my god. I would just at in, like, in that moment, I wouldn't be worried about the dog if I know, like, they're being taken care of. It's just the hardest.

Darielys:

It's because of a harness. For like That's just a big deal because of a harness.

Erika:

It's crazy, Ru.

Darielys:

I know.

Erika:

Yeah. I honestly think well, she has asked before even threatening to say that, oh, you and, my mom are not gonna see her until I can trust you again. Like, that's ridiculous. No.

Edgar:

That's Yeah. That's, like, several steps too far.

Erika:

And then she had her mom crying. Like, how are you gonna deny the possibility of her seeing her grandchild? That's insane.

Gene:

I don't think it was her fault because technically, like, the sister took her out. The mom was literally sitting inside talking to, like, her boyfriend.

Edgar:

Mhmm.

Darielys:

But that's just, like, a stupid thing to, like, even, like, argue about.

Edgar:

Be a matter of her.

Darielys:

Because of a harness, they can stay with the harness on for a little bit if the dog literally ran what is she gonna do if the dog runs let him run she can't do anything like I don't know

Erika:

yeah it's Completely.

Darielys:

It's not mistreating the dog. The dog just ran. She was literally taking care

Erika:

of the dog while taking him outside. And plus if there's a puppy, you know, you wanna have the puppy have the harness so they can get used to it. Yeah. And they can, you know, be acclimated and be okay wearing it. Mhmm.

Erika:

Because most dogs hate it and they don't wanna move. And they just don't wanna do anything with it or wanna bite it off. Yeah. Especially as a puppy.

Darielys:

I get that.

Erika:

So I don't get why it's such a big deal. It's, you know, it's recommended to do that. Yeah.

Darielys:

I don't know. It's

Edgar:

Yeah. I think, I've what was funny for me was the the other lady that was, like, pregnant. She was like, oh, you put a dark cloud over my baby's roof and, like, that's, like, her own, like, her own doing it.

Gene:

I don't get that. And then she got mad when she, like, explained how she felt. Oh, yeah. That's kinda crazy to me. She's trying to have a conversation and you don't allow it.

Gene:

That's

Darielys:

that's not

Erika:

communication. This only happens when, there's, like, a preference in children when they have allowed when the parents have allowed, this child or one of the child to have better preference and that the everybody else has to bend over backwards to please them. Mhmm. So I think there's a little bit dynamic in that where it should have gotten better or should have been solved earlier. So this would have not been an issue.

Erika:

Because I feel like she's trying her best and trying her mom even her mom trying her best, trying to do whatever they can for her and then, you know, kicks them out and everything at 2 in the morning. That's insane.

Darielys:

That's

Erika:

no. Yeah. I think she's definitely the asshole. The the sister needs to be better, and the hormones should not make you that much of an asshole.

Edgar:

The hormones just reveal who you truly are.

Erika:

Exactly. I think she needs therapy for anger management issues. Okay. So the next story is, am I the asshole for not going on a family trip because they don't let us bring my fiance's dog along? Myself, 24 female, and parents, 64 male and 48 female, planned a mini three day family trip as they do every year.

Erika:

They invited both my fiance, 28 male, and my younger brother's girlfriend. I've been dating with my fiance for 2 years, but we got engaged about 3 months ago. My brother, 20, male, has been dating his girlfriend since 9th grade, so she's like family. For my fiance, that was not the case. He didn't join any of our previous trips when we were just dating.

Erika:

This was gonna be his first time joining us, and I was so excited. Let me start by saying this. My fiance's dog is just not is not just a pet. She's seeing eye dog. She's fully visually impaired, and he needs her.

Erika:

She's not just our pet, but also basically his mobility aid. She's also the sweetest, most calm dog you will ever see. Long story short, when my mom found out we were planning to bring her with us, she got surprised and asked if we really thought bringing that dog along was a good idea. I said, of course. What else did she think what was gonna happen?

Erika:

Apparently apparently, it was a ridiculous idea. They love her, but certainly don't want her on the family trip. I told her, I'm sorry, but that's not an option. If she wants us to be there, that dog will also be there. Every time we went on a trip with my fiance, she was always there and never caused an issue.

Erika:

My mom told me she respects that. We can spend our couple trips however we want, but this is a family trip and we must respect their wishes. I don't know what to say to that. The only thing I could say is, I'm sorry, but we can't attend if they don't let us bring my fiances seeing eye dog. Then she got furious.

Erika:

She started calling me names, told me I'm being ungrateful, disrespectful, etcetera. I didn't want to argue with her anymore, so I just hung up the phone. Then my dad called to fix things up. He said it's just a 3 day trip and I could very well guide my fiance if I wanted to. I'm the one making things harder and even if he can't join, I still should come.

Erika:

This made me lose lose it completely. I told them if my brother's girlfriend is gonna be there, my fiance should absolutely be there, and I'm not making anything harder. They are the ones making this harder and, honestly, this is textbook discrimination. My dad completely dismissed me, telling me shut up and that if they were bigots, they wouldn't have let me get engaged to him. They always let him bring her fam.

Erika:

They always let him bring her to family dinners. This is a one time they asked for a favor. I should have been more understanding. He said I should be ashamed for making my mom cry when all she wanted was a small trip with both kids. Now I feel as if I'm a horrible daughter.

Erika:

Am I the asshole? No. No.

Edgar:

Mm-mm. No. No.

Gene:

He literally needs that dog to, like, see. And if she really and, like, even if they wanted her like, them to leave the seeing dog or, like, the dog that helps him, like, see and walk around, her guiding him would still be, like like, I don't know how to explain that, but, like, her guiding him would be the same as the dog. It's just that time but, like, she has to focus more on him and not the family then.

Erika:

That's true. Yeah. I agree. I think they are being unconsiderate. It's not like they trying to bring the dog just because they want him.

Erika:

It's it's a necessity. I think it's I don't think they understand the situation.

Darielys:

Why did they say that dog like that? That's so mean.

Edgar:

And why don't they like their dog again?

Darielys:

Why why well, they they say

Erika:

they like him. I mean, he comes to family dinners and all that stuff, but they didn't wanna bring him on vacation, which I don't understand.

Gene:

But they still have that dog. Like, he can't go without it.

Erika:

Yeah. I don't get

Gene:

that. Understand. And if they wanted the daughter to guide her fiance, then, like, again, she'd be focusing more on him than the family making him, like, oh, watch her step other stairs here and, like, holding on to him the entire time. And then I bet you they'd get mad because she's not paying attention to them.

Erika:

Yeah. Or she can't do certain

Gene:

stuff because she's just she has to guide me.

Erika:

Why is she gonna go

Darielys:

to the bathroom? Exactly. Exactly.

Gene:

Tell me. She needs that dog.

Erika:

Yeah. I think it's really good. She's definitely not the asshole. It's the parents. I think they are being inconsiderate and they need to rethink, reflect on themselves.

Erika:

Yeah. Honestly, this

Edgar:

is great. Dog ever do to them?

Erika:

Like I know.

Darielys:

They're making some

Edgar:

big deal. I imagine the most reasonable reason why they wouldn't want the dog to come is maybe because you had to just take care of the dog and the dog has to, like, and to have its its own needs. And maybe they won't be able to go to as many, like, restaurants or whatever.

Darielys:

But they can still do that. The dog literally has to go everywhere, though. Mhmm. Because the guy can't see.

Edgar:

Exactly. Like

Darielys:

What do you mean? The dog can lit like, he had like, the dog literally has permission to go wherever. Yeah. It's not like any, like, you know, dog, whatever. Like, that's And he's trained.

Erika:

The dog is actually trained.

Darielys:

So they can literally show anywhere. I know.

Edgar:

Yeah. Doesn't make too much sense.

Darielys:

Because spend time with both of kids. She could've just said that from the beginning. But then why is there what is it? I don't even remember. It was like was it her her her brother or sister?

Erika:

Her brother has a girlfriend. But she can bring but he can bring her?

Darielys:

I don't I was

Erika:

More than the non chose since 9th grade. They said they got together since 9th grade. So it's basically family, but still I think, yeah, they're not accommodating. Yeah. And they they're literally engaged recently.

Erika:

So it's not like that things are gonna change Yeah. Or there's gonna be a difference. That's literally, he's gonna be part of their lives.

Edgar:

I know.

Erika:

And, alright. So, yeah. She's definitely not the asshole they are. Mhmm. Okay.

Erika:

So the next story is.

Edgar:

Am I the asshole for getting my daughter's dog fixed? Hi. My daughter and I have been living together ever since I had her. She's currently 23 years old and works full time while I work remotely. When she was a kid, she always wanted a dog, but I never bought her one because I think children don't understand the full responsibility of owning a dog or any kind of pet, and I did not feel like taking care of one.

Edgar:

I had a change of heart when she turned 19 and worked a part time job and could afford a potential vet pill. I surprised her with a little female mutt puppy for her birthday, and she had been in love with her ever since. It made me happy to see my daughter happy with her dog she's been asking for since she was a child, but it was just one issue. When the puppy matured, she started going into the heat, AKA bleeding everywhere. I didn't think this was going to be a problem since I assumed my daughter was going to get her fixed.

Edgar:

There was no intention to breed her either. When I brought up the question about getting her dog fixed, she quickly shot me down and said she's not going to get her fixed. I asked her why, and she told me that she doesn't want to put a dog through that pain and that she doesn't trust the veterinarians where we live. I told her I understood. Fast forward 4 years, and the dog bleeds everywhere every time she goes into heat.

Edgar:

For those of you who have never allowed owned a female dog, they bleed for 2 to 3 weeks. It's really annoying and it is starting to become disgusting when her dog goes into heat. My daughter doesn't clean up after her dog, blood and doesn't offer to put a diaper on her either. They make diapers for dogs especially for this situation. Her dog bleeds all over the floor, on the carpet, on the couch, and since the dog goes everywhere, I have even found blood stains on my bed and on my pillows.

Edgar:

I am irritated by the neglectfulness of my daughter for not cleaning the blood or putting a diaper on her dog but still refuses to get it fixed. I had explained my frustrations about this issue, and she still refused to get her dog fixed. Since I work remotely, I took her dog to the vet and got it fixed while my daughter was at work. She came home and noticed the dog was acting a bit off and saw the incision mark. I told her I got her dog fixed since she didn't listen to my concerns.

Edgar:

The dog is okay and perfectly healthy to this day and recovered quickly. She yelled and cursed at me for doing it behind her back. She claims she is looking for a new place to live. She hasn't talked to me in months since it happened. Am I in the wrong for this?

Edgar:

Update. My daughter took very good care of her dog except wanting to get her fixed. Since I was co owner of the dog under the vet, I'm able to take her in. I have taken the dog to the vet a few times for checkups and vaccines, none of which my daughter paid for or was present. When the dog was old enough to get fixed, I brought it up to her multiple times to get her dog fixed.

Edgar:

As she said before, she doesn't trust a vet and always says no. This incident happened 4 months ago, and still won't talk to me. I guess she had found a place to live with her roommate and said she's living in a couple of weeks. It breaks my heart because she is my only child, but I recently learned that my daughter told the family what happened, and now everyone is telling me I'm a bad person for going behind my daughter's back and giving her trust issues. Even my own parents won't talk to me either.

Edgar:

So everyone, is the father an asshole?

Gene:

Low key, I don't think so. No. Because Yeah.

Erika:

It's like know.

Gene:

It's been, like, what, 4 years since he first brought up, like, getting her fixed and she's been bleeding everywhere and her daughter and his daughter doesn't, like, pick up after the dog's blood? On the pillow? In the bed. Oh my god. That's just so strange.

Edgar:

Like, at least offer, like, a diaper.

Gene:

Exactly. The floor, carpet, and the couch. And she didn't want them. She doesn't wanna put on a diaper. She doesn't wanna clean up the dog's blood.

Gene:

She doesn't wanna fix the dog either. Yeah. It's disgusting.

Darielys:

That's gross.

Edgar:

I

Gene:

don't blame him for acting like that because she's gone I think she's the only one who's gone to the vet. That's what he said. Right? The only one who went to, like, the vet Yeah. For, like, checkups and everything.

Erika:

Well, no. They took turns, it looks like, but, I mean, when she did go, she would oh, he would pay. We don't know if it's a female or is the father or daughter, or the mother of the of the daughter. We don't say. Right?

Erika:

He doesn't say in the story.

Edgar:

I think it's the father and Yeah. His daughter. So he has Yeah.

Erika:

Yeah. Okay. Right? I don't know. I honestly actually, I don't think it says that.

Edgar:

Actually, yeah. What? Why don't you keep his father? Okay. I guess No.

Erika:

I thought it was

Edgar:

Let's just say

Erika:

I don't understand

Gene:

why that was a thing. Yeah. The parent. Yeah.

Edgar:

Why don't you keep his father? Okay. But, yeah, it's just disgusting the entire situation. And then the the dog the the daughter didn't even intend for the dog to breed at all or anything or have, like, any any babies or puppies. Yeah.

Edgar:

So, I mean, it's only reasonable. But, like, fixing a dog is, like, kind of expensive. So if anything, the daughter should be, like, grateful that, the father or mother, whatever, is willing to pay for that, expense for her.

Erika:

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, she also helped her out. I think it's I don't think he he or she is asshole.

Erika:

I think she should be thankful. And they try he tried the parent tried talking to her multiple times about the situation. And I'm sure she saw the blood everywhere. And I'm sure she saw, like, it smells too. Like, you have

Darielys:

to have to clean that

Erika:

and keep that clean. Like, obviously, I have 3 female dogs, so I I know how that is. Bella isn't fixed and Lila isn't fixed, but, Selena is. So right now, Lila is in her first heat. So it's I already know what's gonna happen.

Erika:

I know, you know, I have the diapers ready. I have everything the wipes, everything ready. So, you know, so it doesn't smell. But it's it's it's, you know, you have to be, you know, on her. Make sure she shouldn't take off the diaper either.

Erika:

It's hard. But I feel like female dogs are so lovable. I mean, I had a male dog and he was amazing. But I still think that she should be more responsible. And now that she's taking away the dog, at least, she won't have to worry about any more bleeding because she's fixed now.

Darielys:

On the pillow?

Edgar:

You have the pillow.

Erika:

I know. When I heard that, I was like, oh, that's disgusting.

Edgar:

Mhmm.

Erika:

Imagine waking up and seeing bloodstains. I would call her. Or imagine it.

Darielys:

If it's on, like, if she A

Edgar:

whole ocean.

Erika:

If that's Ew. You guys are crazy

Gene:

for that. Yo.

Erika:

The parent

Edgar:

doesn't need a beach house

Darielys:

because No.

Edgar:

But then

Darielys:

you're, like, about to go to bed.

Edgar:

Just about to beach.

Darielys:

Disgusting. You're about to go to bed, and the first thing you see is bloodstains all over your bed and pillow. Like, what? RIP.

Edgar:

RIP.

Erika:

That's disgusting. And the dog goes everywhere. So let's say you did clean it, and then you wake up and the dog is next to you and you see blood stains everywhere. That's gross.

Darielys:

Mhmm. It is really gross.

Edgar:

But from the the the other relatives' perspectives, I can see why would they would think that the parent is the asshole. Because it's like, it's so pretty traumatic surgery for a dog.

Erika:

But you know what? Bets always recommend it because it helps prevent,

Edgar:

Well, of course, they recommend it. They get, like, money for that.

Erika:

No. But, I believe in the comments, assuming we will go ahead and put post some links for the for the am I the asshole post? There is, health reasons as to why you should fix the dogs. But yeah. I mean, they get pyometra.

Erika:

You and usually that's really terrible for them and they can literally die.

Edgar:

What's that?

Erika:

It's, I think it's hold on one second. Let me take a look. Alright. So pyometra is a condition that occurs in female on spayed dogs where their uterus becomes infected leading to life threatening illness and apparently it is common And, yeah, infectious material leaks into the into the from the uterus. And it may be bloody or yellow, and the female the vaginal discharge may feel very, very sick with a poor appetite, vomiting, and sometimes increased thirst and urination.

Erika:

So I guess, you know, you have to watch out with that too. And they can survive with immediate treatment, which is typically an emergency emergency space surgery, but most dogs survive and recover. But, you know, they need that surgery.

Edgar:

Seeing that the worst thing, but also not pleasant.

Erika:

It could be, it could be threatening, like, life threatening.

Darielys:

Yeah. So

Edgar:

But definitely, the parent is not the asshole in this situation. I can tell I can see why others would think he's the asshole, though. But, yeah, I think because he has to deal with it every every week, every month, or every few months.

Erika:

The parent. Yeah. Mhmm. So yeah. Not the asshole.

Erika:

I believe they were voted to be not the asshole, which I agree a 100%. Alright. So next story, and this is the final story. Emma the asshole for telling my sister her baby's name sounds like a dog's name, and now she won't talk to me. My sister had a baby.

Erika:

I'm I'm happy for her. Her baby's name is Ruff. It's Ruff. Ruff. It sounds like a dog.

Erika:

I thought she was joking and laughed. I was wrong. She asked me why I was laughing. I said it sounded like a dog bark barking like ruff ruff. I thought we were laughing, but she got mad.

Erika:

She was angry. She said, I was being disrespectful that the name had meaning to her and her husband. They love an obscure video game character. I told her that she can name her child whatever she wants, but people will associate it, and it might be hard for him in school. She won't return my texts or calls.

Erika:

My mom says I should have kept my mouth shut. Am I the only one seeing this? I didn't mean to be a jerk, but rough? I can be the only one who thinks this could backfire. So I told my sister that her baby's name sounds like a dog's name.

Erika:

Is she overreacting or am I the asshole?

Gene:

So why are you naming your child rough?

Edgar:

Yeah. That child's life is over. Yeah.

Gene:

No. It's either rough rough or, like, my life is rough. There is no one it's it's either one or the other or both.

Edgar:

You can imagine if, some human in your school is named rough.

Gene:

Oh my god. He'd be bullied. There's there's no escaping that. No.

Darielys:

That's so funny.

Gene:

I would cry, bro. I was like, maybe, like, like, did she have to point it out or maybe? It was really, like, obvious though. Like, how why wouldn't she point it out?

Erika:

Well, apparently, they love an obscure video game character, so that's why they named

Gene:

him Ruff. Okay.

Edgar:

I don't name which But

Erika:

like that's

Darielys:

a character.

Edgar:

I never heard of that.

Gene:

A unique character.

Erika:

Well, my people named soccer players. Like, Messi. Okay.

Darielys:

But That's,

Erika:

like, the

Edgar:

worst name though.

Darielys:

Messi Messi is crazy.

Edgar:

I would say that's a pretty bad.

Gene:

I don't know. Sense. No.

Darielys:

It don't make it makes sense to me.

Erika:

I don't know.

Darielys:

When you go messy, messy.

Erika:

I'll try to, you know, throw her out there.

Edgar:

It's like messy, like, you're messy.

Darielys:

Exactly. No. That sound. This is how it goes messy, messy, messy. No.

Darielys:

He never. No. No. I don't know. Oh my

Erika:

god. You sound crazy.

Darielys:

Oh, okay.

Erika:

Yeah. Whatever. Scary. No. Yeah.

Erika:

I think she should, he could have been or is it yeah. It could have been brought up a little bit nicer.

Gene:

Yeah. But I think

Darielys:

I would have laughed.

Edgar:

Yeah. I would have laughed too. I think that's the appropriate way to to react to that, Anne.

Erika:

I would have laughed, and I said, are you joking? And then she would say, oh, okay. No. It's a good name. I would lie through my teeth.

Erika:

Like Yeah.

Edgar:

Why why lie?

Erika:

Because I I yourself. Stuff like that. I I because I I it's not your choice. That's what the, you know, the name they chose. And, like, you could change it.

Erika:

I mean, I'm not gonna make fun of my nephew's name or I will. Like that. I feel bad. We are crazy. Rough.

Erika:

Yeah. That's kinda crazy.

Darielys:

Hi, rough. Ew. Like, bro's life

Gene:

is gonna be

Edgar:

Are you epic? Literally, no. Life is rough.

Erika:

Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

Darielys:

I think

Erika:

it should have been and then the top comment is not the asshole. Okay. Yeah. You could have handled it better, but that's a ridiculous name for a child. I'm already cringing at the jokes that will be coming out of someone coming once he's older.

Gene:

Yeah. We already made fun of his name like 5 times. Yeah.

Edgar:

It's over for him.

Gene:

It's totally over and we don't even know him.

Edgar:

Do you know any successful people named Raf?

Darielys:

No. No.

Erika:

He might change his name when he's older.

Darielys:

I would change my name.

Erika:

Yeah. Me too. No no lie. I would definitely As

Edgar:

soon as he can speak, he's gonna change his name, hopefully.

Erika:

Speak no. He needs to be a certain age to change his name, or maybe he could have a nickname If he's He's

Edgar:

gonna have a nickname and he'll never get referred refer to himself as his actual name.

Gene:

Yeah. I don't think I would refer to myself as rough.

Edgar:

Like, if

Gene:

my name was rough, I'd be like, oh, you know, my name is, like, Ronald McDonald or something. Oh my god.

Erika:

That's not fair.

Edgar:

I don't

Erika:

think of anything.

Gene:

Now, like, maybe,

Erika:

Just call me r.

Gene:

Oh, that that's even worse.

Darielys:

That's worse,

Erika:

girl. That's

Gene:

even worse.

Erika:

You're not helping.

Darielys:

What's up? My name is Art. Like, what? No.

Erika:

Hi, Mar.

Gene:

Oh, let me stop talking now. This is

Darielys:

Please, Jean. That was embarrassing.

Gene:

Stop. Stop. Stop. That wasn't me. That wasn't me.

Gene:

That was the voices in your head.

Darielys:

Who else talks like that?

Edgar:

Only Jean. You?

Darielys:

No. I don't talk like that. I don't. Shut your mouth and turn away. Shut your mouth.

Darielys:

This is a town. Okay.

Erika:

That's why

Darielys:

you ate.

Erika:

Yeah. So, they said what do you think they bought it? Not the asshole or the asshole?

Gene:

No. Wait. Not?

Darielys:

No. You picked? No.

Erika:

Yeah. Correct. They all well, I mean, what's our opinion? You know, everybody has opinions here. Nobody's right or wrong.

Darielys:

Opinion. This is

Erika:

our opinion. We said not the asshole and that's what everybody thought so too. So I wanna thank you everybody for listening. This is our the stories for what? A theme of a dog?

Edgar:

Yeah. Dog stuff. Yeah.

Erika:

Yeah. I had some other ones, but I think this is a really good one. And we got we were able to explain to you guys our dogs and how much they mean to us. And I hope you guys enjoy. Let us know which one's your favorite, if you really thought some of them were the asshole or they weren't.

Erika:

I hope you guys listen to us next week and until then.

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